Monday, April 19, 2010

"Sternest" Anagram Bot Conversation #1

The "Sternest" Anagram Bot basically turns whatever you type into an anagram and I think it makes funny conversations when you keep on talking to it... anyways, you can try it out yourself at: www.sternestmeanings.com. Here's the first of many anagram bot conversations I'll be posting:

sternest: Hello!
Marguerite: why hello there!
sternest: Hey! O Hell! Threw.
Marguerite: i threw my manners out the window
sternest: Wanted hush money worriment wit.
Marguerite: money is only what you make it
sternest: Weak, yummy, loony hesitation
Marguerite: looney tunes + michael jordan = space jam!
sternest: Jeopardously social enhancement. Jam.
Marguerite: where do social climbers stop?
sternest: Wordless cohabiter compiles.
Marguerite: if you share my cohabits, we can have a cohabitat!
sternest: Anyhow fiery, abusive stomach ache. Ciao! At bath.
Marguerite: wait, don't leave me now!
sternest: Wet old woman naivete.
Marguerite: i'm not old, and this is not turning me on!
sternest: Not thudding intestinal moronism. On.
Marguerite: there will be absolutely no thudding going on here!
sternest: Woebegone bullshit or genitally. Unhinged, red-hot.
Marguerite: are you coming onto me?
sternest: I'm ace monotony rogue.
Marguerite: why don't you try Sarah Palin...
sternest: Hurray! Now nasty typhoidal.
Marguerite: i don't know why i'm still talking to you, we don't seen to have very many common interests
sternest: Wittingly smooth kind know-it-all. O My! O Dear Me! Unheavy seventy-two. Corniest moments.
Marguerite: ooh well, i do like corny moments...
sternest: Mellowly honored sick emotion.
Marguerite: that just sounds emo
sternest: Oh Jesus! Mutant dots.
Marguerite: jesus was one of the x-men
sternest: Oh Jesus! Meanest, new fox.
Marguerite: well i dunno about foxy, but hey! i didn't really know the guy...
sternest: Hot win obediently youthful beaux. Knowingly true Laddy.
Marguerite; well aren't you a charmer?
sternest: Amateur, loyal wrencher.
Marguerite: okay nevermind, i don't wanna talk to you anymore! hummph!
sternest: Anti-women lavatory and token kind. Oh Man! Up yummy hero

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Extravagant Simplicity

Glitter is extravagantly simple.
What is glitter? Well, it's just tiny pieces of shiny plastic material which you can buy in assorted colors at an art supply store.
Glitter is simple, but glitter is also magical in its simplicity.
When you throw glitter into the air, it's as if real life just had the special effects edited in. There's a cloud of shimmering air all around and as they float and fall through the air, pieces of glitter randomly shine and then disappear again.
Glitter is magical.
One second it's undetectable and then a moment later the world is sparkling!
Depending on the simple concepts of angling and reflection, glitter can appear either invisible or obviously present. Now, aside from Harry Potter's invisibility cloak, how many things can do that?
Glitter is simple to the point of complexity-- it's the epitome of extravagant simplicity.